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Mostly Microbes Sweatshirt

Mostly Microbes Sweatshirt

Regular price $53.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $53.00 USD
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We are mostly microbes. Each of our bodies is a microcosm, a little universe.

Your body is made up of human cells and organs, but also microorganisms, inconceivably minute and as numerous as the stars in the sky. Ninety-nine percent of the unique genes in the human body are microbial. Only about one percent are human, and that makes you mostly microbes

Rock your mostly microbes sweatshirt while making sauerkraut, baking sourdough bread, gardening, home-brewing, and more. 

Available in two colors 

  • Pigment Clay, with Clay Thread Embroidery 
  • Pigment Alpine Green, with Alpine Thread Embroidery

Model sizes

Kaitlynn is 5’3, and is wearing a size small in Alpine Green
Jon is 6’4, and is wearing an XL in Pigment Clay

Turnaround + Shipping

Non-custom orders typically ship within 3 business days.

Turnaround for embroidery orders is 10-12 business days. Vinyl and screen printing is 7-10 business days. Standard shipping is typically 3-4 days.

Returns + Exchanges

Custom products are not returnable. Please double check spelling (when necessary) and size charts.

If you receive a product with a defect, please contact us within 3 days of receiving the product.

Non-custom items may be returned within 5 business days of receiving the product for a full refund minus the cost of return shipping. Please contact us if you need to make a return or exchange.

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